just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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