i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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