Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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