: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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