To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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You pole danced in your parka.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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