she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
There's always time for handjobs
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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