There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Sorry my hands just texted you
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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