Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Your cock deserves a montage
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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