at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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