he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
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Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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