And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.