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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****

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  What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?

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  Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything

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• (754): View more from Florida

  Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life

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  .....a litte

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Can't find our DD

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  He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yesterday you said I was the best.

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  No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it

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