Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
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i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
is that a dick in a sweater?