Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it