when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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