You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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