My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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