I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
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Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!