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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.

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  I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  It's like God shit irony all over that family

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.

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  Good luck with that.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?

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  4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds

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  mom cant say that college never taught us math

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one

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• (425): View more from Washington

  If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????

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  Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik

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  Lyk hr kuds 4

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail

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