that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I'm passing your future prison.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Randomize
