Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(678): View more from Georgia

I stuck it in and pulled it out

(1-678): View more from Georgia

Did she like it?

(678): View more from Georgia

She giggled?

(1-678): View more from Georgia

She liked it

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(765): View more from Indiana

Why are you ignoring all of my texts?

(1-765): View more from Indiana

The power was out.

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(478): View more from Georgia

closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.

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(512): View more from Texas

At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails

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(214): View more from Texas

He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.

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(330): View more from Ohio

You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?

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(913): View more from Kansas

I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?

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