Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.