My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize