have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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