Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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