So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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