i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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