Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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