Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
My vagina is very pro this idea
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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