if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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