chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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