I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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