fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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