Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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