haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
we're making bets on your personal life
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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