Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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