i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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