Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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