so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
