great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Randomize
