we have pet lesbian snakes
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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