So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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