I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
If I die, sorry about rent.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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