a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
