your thong is hanging out like whoa
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
sex in a hospital.. check
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Randomize
