thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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