I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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My pussy is not your playground.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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