God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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