I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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