youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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