yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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