I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Text me some of your sweat
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