Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
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Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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