operation harelip BJ is a go
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm too high and old for this...
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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