So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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