i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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