love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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