What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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