Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
