She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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