I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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