she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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